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Walking to my Mom’s house the other night, I encountered a magnificent cloud. It looked like a volcano at the end of East Corriher Avenue. I was reminded today, by a woman who spent most of her life in Wyoming, that the sky is rather small around here. “So many trees,” she said. “The only sky you see is straight up. You don’t know where you are or where anything is.” Well…that’s interesting. Yet, every once in awhile, we get something to look at (even here in NC). I have new respect for pet photographers. Carol Archie in China Grove is advertising her puppies in our paper, Coffee News. I went to her house to see the puppies and organize the ad. I wanted to offer a trade — a puppy for the ad. My wife said no way. She’s right. We don’t need the responsibility of another dog, much less the expense. She was especially concerned about Jackie Mudpie (who sits with me now, staring out the window as I blog). With a second dog, Jackie would not get her full dose of constant attention. “She’s a very jealous dog,” my wife said. I thought if I took a few pictures then my wife and daughter would certainly send me back to get one. These are “Phanthom” poodles, a term that refers to their markings. If you want one, call Carol Archie at 704-857-7522. They are now eight weeks old, and she has eight. Keeping an iPhone still enough to take a decent picture is already a challenge. Combine the need for a steady hand with the need for a relatively still subject, and it’s a fairly impossible task. The puppies are a lot cuter in person than they are in my pictures (most of which were complete blurs and had to be deleted). They were exceptionally friendly people pups. They struck some great poses, made some awesome expressions. But they simply would not stop moving. I like drama okay. I love humor. My favorite passages in books are those moments of irony — usually toward the end when you’ve lived with the characters a good while — when humor and tragedy collide. This is what makes a masterpiece: a work that makes us laugh, love, and cry — at the same time. This is the best entertainment –whether it be a novel, play, show, poem, movie, or gripping news story on CNN: the powerful story that artfully captures the bittersweet. Throw in some incredible dancing and upbeat, familiar music, and you’ve got the makings of perfect entertainment. Michael Jackson’s public life was the ultimate in entertainment, and his public death has allowed us to see the reel again, this time with added emotion. The death has washed away the bad taste we had from his legal troubles (and those audacious, public buying sprees). The performances were already mesmerizing; now they’re even better. And — in the midst of a recession — it’s free on every cable channel (included, or course, with the cost of monthly subscription). Is it even more poignant for those who, like me, are the same age as Michael? Those who remember listening to a famous singing little kid while we were little kids? It always is. It’s the stuff from the 60’s that really makes me stop and watch: I don’t know how Volkswagen sales are doing — but the company seems to be a little grouchy. Kim Hinson owns and operates German Imports, on Irish Potato Road, in Kannapolis, NC. Kim has been serving Volkswagen owners — repairing and maintaining their cars — for 30 years. He is a model small business owner. He does a modest amount of advertising — but the vast majority of his marketing takes place between the four walls of his business. He does great work at a fair price, and his customers tell their friends and family. He lives in a house next to his shop, and he stays busy. There are no Volkswagen dealers in Rowan or Cabarrus County (not to mention Mercedes, Audi, or Porsche). Certainly, these companies have sold cars to locals who take comfort in the fact that German Imports is there, willing to provide service — without driving to Charlotte or Greensboro. My wife and I publish Coffee News, a popular, weekly restaurant publication, available primarily in restaurants. Kim has been advertising with us for the past few months. In fact, because he runs his ad in several areas, it’s safe to say he is one of our best customers. ![]() my 94 honda It’s a small, simple ad (3×2 inches), that offers parts and service for Volkswagen and other brands. We’ve been using the Volkswagen logo for the graphic. He also used this graphic on his business card and sign. Not anymore. Volkswagen tried to put German Imports out of business. They sent him a quarter-inch-thick packet of materials, explaining that he can’t use a VW logo, picture of a bug, or picture that looks similar to a bug. They demanded money. Quite a bit of money. Enough to put any Mom and Pop mechanic — however good — out of business. Kim hired a lawyer who settled for an amount that would put many small business owners out of business. He’s paying the money and is determined to come back. I have little knowledge of trademark law, but I think I understand Volkswagen’s point. However, it seems to me that this giant, international company is not hurting a competitor but instead trying to extract money from a friend. A good, loyal friend who has been helping Volkswagen grow for 30 years. Sure, VW wants to service the cars they sell. But having a network of qualified mechanics in areas in which they don’t have dealerships only adds to their sales. Imagine if they wanted to own the market on gasoline. They would only sell to people who lived in the neighborhood. Service is no different, albeit much less frequent. They should be thanking Kim Hinson for 30 years of service to their brand. At the very least, they could have asked him to stop using the logo. He used it innocently and would have stopped without the hostile gesture. I recently listened to the audio recording of What Would Google Do? by Jeff Jarvis. Great book. Google grew faster than any company in the history of the world, and there are a few principles it lives by. One is to ‘do good, not evil.’ Jarvis talks about the “gift economy,” which is fascinating — and, at the risk of oversimplification, amounts to a spirit of generosity in corporate affairs. I’m guessing Google has even been kind enough to put a Volkswagen ad on this page. I appreciate that. We’re all working together. But Volkswagen seems to prefer Gotcha Capitalism, which Jarvis says will not — in this age of transparency — endure. German Imports is located at 6385 Irish Potato Rd., Kannapolis, NC. The phone number is (704) 932-8211. Here are some logo ideas for Kim, if he wants to use them: ![]() German Imports ![]() German Imports logo Ah, another piece of nicotine gum. By the time you see this particular piece, it’s been chewed and discarded — along with many others. I buy the Walmart generic in quantity and chew it all the time. I ranted against smoking as a child and then took up the habit in college, during a semester in Venice. Everybody did. And we all thought we could quit. I did quit. Many times. Sometimes for years at a time. I used the patch, the gum, hypnosis, and Smokenders. Between 1976 and 1996, I probably smoked about ten of those twenty years. In February of 1997, I quit for good. The motivation was coughing, bronchitis, and the fear of pneumonia. Said motivation occurred on closing night of a play, Slient Visit. Silent visit had a barely decent reception as dinner theatre at The Wrenn House, in Salisbury, NC. Prior to the Charlotte production, one of the actors fell off a horse and injured herself. The director simply cut her scenes from the show. The ten year old kid who had the most lines got the flue a couple of weeks before the show. Then he got behind in school and decided not to rehearse anymore. He couldn’t remember his lines anyway, when the show was in Salisbury — so he really didn’t remember them in Charlotte. It was a fairly bad play already, and this made it perhaps one of the worst plays to ever grace a stage in Charlotte, NC. It ran for two weeks and the audience size ranged from two to ten. It got two of the most negative reviews I’ve ever read about any play. Both reviews singled-out the author as the primary problem. The author of the play was me. At one point, during rehearsal, someone asked me what kind of play Silent Visit was. I said it was a “comedy.” One of the actors responded that she thought it was a “dark drama.” At a cast party, an audience member asked me what kind of weed I was smoking when I wrote it. During the excruciating two week run, I smoked myself silly. When the play closed, I couldn’t stop coughing and could hardly breath. The next morning I started chewing nicotine gum and have done so every day since. Nine years. People often ask if I’ve tried to quit the gum. Not really. I’m a drug addict and content to be one. Often, during intermission of a show, I walk outside, pop a piece of gum in my mouth, and join the smokers. I’ve made gum runs to Walmart in the middle of the night. [Note: With some heavy revision -- such that it's clearly a comedy and makes sense -- I think Silent Visit is a weird enough to actually be a decent play. One day, I may re-visit Silent Visit.] The weather was perfect. Great music. A lovely evening. People had a great time. I wish I had held the camera phone a bit more still.
![]() my pedometer tonight ![]() Walking tonight: pick-up basketball on an empty Catawba College campus. Spring in NC.
Is it a habit? An obsession? Whatever – it’s a New Year’s Resolution. And certainly the only one I remember fulfilling. Pedometers are not new to me. I’ve counted my steps for years. When I worked in schools, I did a lot of walking – going to classrooms to troubleshoot computers and hoofing it around the computer lab itself. My feet got tired. I got in a lot of steps. When I stopped teaching and started my own business, Coffee News, I delivered the papers and got plenty of steps that way. I once got over 17,000 steps delivering Coffee News. But that was only a couple of days a week. I eventually hired people to deliver and now spend my time with sales, layout, and ad design. Sitting. When business slowed this past fall (as did everybody’s business), we let lapse our lifelong membership to the YMCA. Wasn’t using it much anyway. My exercise used to be tennis. I’ve spent much of my life on the tennis court – playing and teaching. About ten years ago, for various reasons, that stopped. There were many injuries: knee, elbow, shoulder, feet, wrist, neck, back. I’ve had surgery, shots, wraps, drugs – and plenty of heat and ice. I played a lot of tournaments, and spent a lot of time playing with my son. He got better and wanted to have a little more fun. He wanted harder hitters and competition. And, like me, he didn’t like competing hard with his father. My father was my best practice, and about the time my son didn’t want to play with me my father was forced to stop playing. Often, when my dad and I got on a tennis court, the first rally would last so long that he’d say, “Well, you want to call it a day or hit another ball?” It was a valid question. We had hit so much with each other over the years that we rarely missed. Neither of us had to run. We didn’t need a bucket of balls or even a can. We could have easily used one ball. When his health declined and he stopped playing, I stopped. Thus, I noticed last year I was getting a little sedentary. I was getting five or six thousand steps a day, or less. Sometimes much less. On New Years Day, I made a resolution to get 10,000 steps a day in 2009. The economy seemed to be shot. Why not get in shape? I admit my feet were a little sore the first couple of weeks. I’ve only bought one pair of shoes since then – and that was for $12 in the mall, during my walk, on an impulse. They are completely shot now and I need a new pair soon. I procrastinate with shoes like I do with haircuts, and with steps. Some days, I walk to the drug store, or grocery store, or coffee shop, or convenience store, or knock around town calling on businesses. These steps add up. A short walk in the evening completes the 10k. Most days, I walk to my mother’s house. Sometimes two or three times. That’s 1200 steps, round trip. If I sit around all day, the evening walk is fairly long. Usually, I use the Catawba Nature preserve. If it’s dark, I walk around the campus. Sometimes I put the dog in the car, go downtown, and walk there. Once, I walked to the theatre downtown, and back home. In bad weather, I’ve done my share of walking in the mall, Walmart, and Lowe’s. Boring. I think I’m in better shape than my dog. She starts to drag after about twenty minutes, sometimes lagging a hundred yards behind. But she certainly enjoys every moment — the anticipation, the walk itself, and the aftermath. The highlight of my day is looking at my pedometer and contemplating a walk (I don’t even have to say anything anymore). She starts to smile, jump, and whine with excitement. She used to dart after the deer. She doesn’t try anymore. She knows she doesn’t have a chance. On warm days, she takes a swim. Or two. Or three. There have been a few days when I didn’t feel like it – but not many. It’s basically become a part of my day, like brushing my teeth or making coffee. Often, I procrastinate. At 11:30 pm, I pull myself off the couch take a few laps around the Catawba campus. A few times, I’ve gone uptown for a beer before finishing the steps. I’ll drink one, walk around the block, and return to the bar. One cold night, I walked a thousand steps inside Brick Street Tavern. This would have been embarrassing, but it was such a slow night at the bar (Robert Jones, Bobby — the bartender — and maybe a couple other people). The night Obama spoke to both houses of Congress, I had had a busy day and recorded only six thousand steps. I wanted to watch the speech and all the talking heads blather afterwards. That night, I put in four thousand steps walking around my couch, watching the new President. Sound crazy? Hey — a goal is a goal. No, I haven’t lost any weight. Question is, what about 2010? Do I increase the goal to 11,000? I’ll be older, but I certainly don’t want less than 10k. Maybe I should increase the goal to 12k and then decrease by one thousand when I turn 60 (seven years from now) and then down to 10k when I’m 70. That should keep me in decent shape for a while. The great thing about walking is that it’s easy to be consistent. There aren’t many injuries and you can even do it when you’re a little sick (although I haven’t been sick). I did have a tooth pulled and took hydrocodone. I may have walked a little slower that day, but the buzz was rather pleasant. I find that walking is the most productive part of my day. Either I’m thinking, which is good. Or not thinking (better). I’ve listened to some great books on my iPhone. I’ve grown to appreciate my neighborhood and taken lots of pictures. I’ve enjoyed my wife, my dog, communed with deer, beavers, herons, geese, turtles, frogs, trees, flowers, grass, water, vines, streets, students, neighbors, parking lots, and sidewalks. Don’t know where this will go – but at least I know I’ve found my post-tennis sport. Except it’s not a sport, I don’t think.
I think she started college before we started the family. But, with three children and always a full-time job (and a full-time husband) — it was always a part-time endeavor. One course at a time — with semesters off, years off, odd hours, three children, old beaters to get around in, transfers, changes of major. I remember her taking a course when we only had one car — riding a bike four miles each way. For years, she had to use vacation time in order to leave work early, two days a week, for a single course. Which meant no vacation. She never would have finished if we had not started Coffee News — giving her the flexibility to take some morning and afternoon classes. It also meant long days, 7 days a week. She’s an art major. She would have been done six months ago, in December, except both cars broke down the same week — the first week of fall classes — and the economy collapsed (which temporarily collapsed our income). It was the first week of her final semester, and she withdrew, putting it off again. I had all the opportunity in the world and barely got the degree. She had morsels of support from an otherwise distracted family and graduated cum laude. 3.7 GPA. An accomplishment in its own right but also a great example to her children, demonstrating first hand the benefits of showing-up and perseverance.
The dogwood blossoms are gone. The azaleas are browning. Sometimes I fear the rogue rhododendron could eventually crowd out the azaleas. I’m very meticulous about the way I ignore care for these beautiful plants. Haven’t pruned, fertilized, or anything else in 24 years. Since I don’t know how to do it properly, I’m afraid an attempt would do more harm than good. The blossoms, however, are more than adequate. The last photo shows Jackie Mudpie, as she reclines on “the lawn,” enjoying the sun. |
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