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Sam's hat

trying

Wouldn’t it be nice
to write a shocker?

Grow into a beast.

Let her rip!

Gulp down
a couple glasses of
Raw Motherfuckers!

Chase it all with a shot of
ripped spinal chords!

Vomit all that
ugly slime

into a person of
the opposite sex
who eats his or her own

scoop it up
add a dash of self-mutilation

maybe add half a cup of
of warm bestiality

and blend it good!

Then gulp that.

That may give
the attention
I crave.

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