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• Coffee Therapy Film
  • Coffee Therapy Trailer
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  • Ego?
  • How old?
  • Sharing a room
  • Then I say one little thing
  • Winkerbloom
• Confessions of a Tabloid Writer!
  • Intro: How This Book Happened!
  • “I want to be a pimp!” says freshman business major!
  • Adopted teen threatens parents with babies of her own!
  • Alien visits man in his sleep — And teaches him four languages!
  • Armless Teenager Bowls perfect 300 game!
  • Baby’s first words are Chinese!
  • Bank robbers have sex during hold-up!
  • Bank uses tear gas to evict family from house — unemployment put hubby in a state of rebellious depression!
  • Barmaid turns customers into sissies with hormones!
  • Blind Man’s Bluff! Widow kept blind hubby in the dark; and a live-in lover in the next room!
  • Bowling For Custody!
  • Brain Surgeon Uses Computer to Control Patients!
  • Busty mom trades breasts with flat-chested daughter!
  • Car-driving aliens lead people to their dreams!
  • Cat saves owner’s life by dialing 911!
  • CD player gets woman pregnant – she thinks by Elvis!
  • Cheers! Sassy barmaid gets beered and feathered! Because she walked, talked, and acted like Carla!
  • Choir boy born without tongue. He sings through his nose!
  • Cookie war ends in poisoned teachers, dead cafeteria manager!
  • Couple destroys all property over divorce!
  • Daughter sues mom for making her eat broccoli
  • Deep-voiced aliens leave messages on answering machines!
  • Dentist tries to quiet nagging ex-wife by pulling all her teeth!
  • Desperate, unemployed father mugs his own son!
  • Digital Alarm Clock Tells Owner: “Sleep Forever”!
  • Doctor’s wives have more affairs!
  • Drug Using Dog Arrested!
  • Eat with chopsticks — to lose weight!
  • Family of five votes on parents! Mother to stay, father to move out!. 3-2 vote ends hard fought campaign!
  • Family Sues Doc For Fat Transplant Trick!
  • Girl Wakes From Coma — As A Genius!
  • Groombusters! Hot new business caters to future in-laws!
  • Hooker gives up the trade when she meets her new true love — Golf!
  • Hubby electrocutes wife with recliner!
  • Man leaves 5,000 thank you notes in will!
  • Mixed-up couple has sex for the 1st time! After 20 years of marriage!
  • Mother carries belly-dancing daughter’s baby – So she could keep working!
  • Priest Sexually Molested by Class!
  • Slam, bam, thank you ma’am! Doctor fathers fifty babies during check-ups, then flees from angry moms!
  • Strange cult of ex-hippies worships deer!
  • Teacher Killed by 5-Year-old Karate Kid!
  • Terrorists Invade Condom Factories!
  • They have sex on earth, give birth in space — sexy alien women visit earth on pregnancy missions; victims say it’s ‘heaven on earth’
  • Wild dart throw restores deaf man’s hearing!
  • Woman bounces out of six-year coma and wins pie baking contest! Hubby knocked her out with rolling pin!
  • Woman dies on coffee-doughnut diet!
  • Woman feeds hubby his pet pooch! In spaghetti sauce!
  • Women with bigger breasts have more sex! As do men with bigger chests!
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  • Coffee Therapy — the play
  • Crazy Jodie
  • Dodo of the Year
  • Kiwi Child (one act play)
• Poetry
  • Alzheimer’s
  • ants II
  • butter
  • druggy again
  • life (a comedy in four acts)
  • sad
  • shade
  • Sunday morning
  • Walking her at night (a sonnet)
• Sam’s Stuff
• Short Films
  • Christmas 2004
  • Dodo of the Year Trailer
  • Kiwi Child
  • The Sonnet
  • Writer’s Block
  • You Answer It
• Ten Minute Plays
  • Christmas Preliminaries
  • Easy Credit
  • Grocery List
  • How do you Solve a Problem like Maria?
  • Ignition Switch
  • In the Ductwork
  • In the Waiting Room
  • Love Poem
  • Nine Hits
  • Nines, Nines, and More Nines
  • Painting Dylan
  • Panic Attack
  • Pizza
  • Purple
  • Responsibility
  • Selling Shoes
  • Think Tank
  • Vassal…Vegetable
  • Who Am I?
  • Yes, Virginia

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