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Virtual birthdays are the way to go

Thanks to Facebook — this was certainly the most festive birthday I’ve ever had.

Last year, on my birthday, I had a Facebook account — but only one friend. I didn’t know how to use it and didn’t understand what it was. Then Sarah, my daughter, said to me in January: “How do you

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Health Care Limerick

There once was a bill in the Senate
that needed sixty votes to win it.
It would dare
to provide health care
Or at least let this country begin it.

Birthers and Deathers

I.
The Birthers Theory

On August 4th of sixty-one
the mama
of Barack Obama
thought she’d have a little fun.

She knew that maybe
her new baby
might run for President.
So he needed to be
a legal resident.

An epiphany she had that night!
The light!  The foresight!

Secure a future Presidential Race
by forging his birthplace!

II.
The Deathers Theory

And now
in this gathering storm
for health care reform

some

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Living in my own skin

I think I’ve got hives.

My skin — which has served me well for many years — has gotten a little splotchy in two places:  my right forearm and the back of my left hand.

hives, I think

could this be hives?

This all started one afternoon in May, while picking strawberries.

Three times this spring, I

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Rush Limbaugh

He may act mean and bounce like jello
Rear his head — shout and bellow
Call people names — snort and blow
Act like a jerk who stubbed his toe
But maybe Rush Limbaugh is a pleasant fellow.

He may make racist rants
Hate whole groups while dancing his dance
(as if he had fire-ants in his pants)
A zealot with

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Playwright blasphemy?

In February, this website — sampost.com — will be ten years old.

I never took the time to learn HTML or spent the money on commercial website software — so it’s always looked like shit.

I’ve used Wordpress for a few years, for other websites.  It’s so much easier.  But I was afraid to convert

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Pneumonia, Italian Style

The last time I spent the night in the hospital was in 1976.  I was nineteen years old.  I had a collapsed lung, double pneumonia, pleurisy, and possibly jaundice.  I’m not sure about the jaundice.  The doctors spoke no English, and my Italian, having had only one semester, was pretty rough.  But one

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Limerick (sort of): The Senators who...

The Senators who are quick to maul
Universal health care for all
Have government plans
That care for their clans
Missing many not in their hallowed hall.

Limerick: There once was a Prez named Obama

There once was a Prez named Obama
Who thought the ER was for trauma.
Why so much cash
To look at a rash
On a child, daddy, or mama?

Limerick: There once was a man named Cronkite

There once was a man named Cronkite
Who told us the news every night
But the people who wailed
When his body failed
Didn’t match Michael Jackson’s fortnight.