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Vassal…Vegetable

By Sam Post

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Characters

TRISH

BILL

 

 

Time….present

Setting…apartment or small house

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

© 2001 by Samuel M. Post

 

 

TRISH

This.

BILL

Huh?

TRISH

This dictionary.

BILL

What about it?

TRISH

It’s not mine.

BILL

Yes it is.

TRISH

Bill, it’s not.

BILL

Whose is it?

TRISH

I don’t know, but this one isn’t mine.

BILL

It’s a dictionary. It’s yours.

TRISH

I want to know what happened to mine.

BILL

Nothing. That’s it.

TRISH

Mine was older, and there was masking tape on it.

 

 

BILL

That’s your dictionary.

TRISH

I had words underlined.

BILL

Why?

TRISH

It doesn’t matter why. I did it. They’re there.

BILL

Silly. They’re in alphabetical order.

TRISH

They’re my words. Words I looked up, in my dictionary.

BILL

Well…

TRISH

I want them back.

BILL

There it is.

TRISH

I’ve had my dictionary at least five years. The cover fell off. I taped it with masking tape. This one doesn’t have tape.

BILL

It’s the same thing.

TRISH

It’s not the same edition.

BILL

It looks the same to me. It’s a Webster’s Paperback.

TRISH

This isn’t my copy.

BILL

The words are the same.

TRISH

How do you know?

BILL

I read parts of it.

TRISH

My words were marked.

BILL

This is the same.

TRISH

I don’t think it is.

BILL

It is. I know.

TRISH

Admit it. This isn’t my copy. You know it isn’t.

BILL

Okay, I admit it’s a different copy. But it’s the same book. Same cover, page numbers, everything.

TRISH

What happened to mine?

BILL

I borrowed it, and I lost it.

TRISH

No you didn’t.

BILL

You don’t believe me.

TRISH

No!

 

BILL

The important thing is that you’ve got a dictionary.

TRISH

I need to know what you did with mine.

BILL

Suppose that’s something you’ll never know.

TRISH

You don’t use dictionaries.

BILL

Apparently I do.

TRISH

You knew it was important. That’s why you did something to it.

BILL

And…I got you that one. I cared about it.

TRISH

That one’s not the important one. Mine is important.

BILL

There’s no difference.

TRISH

I looked up a lot of words in my dictionary. That was my…I took pride in…it was getting worn out. I was using it up, you fucker. What happened to my dictionary!

BILL

What’s the time frame on this departure?

TRISH

A day.

BILL

How about if I just come back tomorrow?

TRISH

You need to stay here to answer questions about my stuff.

 

BILL

All your stuff is here.

TRISH

You might have stolen other stuff.

BILL

I didn’t steal anything.

TRISH

I want you around for the rest of the surprises. In case there’s other stuff gone.

BILL

Have I ever stolen anything?

TRISH

Just now.

BILL

There aren’t any surprises.

TRISH

I don’t know that.

BILL

And what if there are?

TRISH

If there are, you need to be here.

BILL

If there are surprises, they will…you know…as soon as you find out about them…they won’t be surprises anymore.

TRISH

That’s a mirror for your life, right there. You throw these things out, but they don’t matter to you — because to you — they aren’t surprises.

BILL

A mirror for my life. Stuff like that…making so much of things like this, the dictionary…mirrors — that’s a mirror for yours.

TRISH

Mine?

BILL

Yeah.

TRISH

Making…more of things.

BILL

Yeah.

TRISH

Imagining things?

BILL

Yeah.

TRISH

Like the dictionary.

BILL

Uh huh.

TRISH

I’m just now learning how far you’re willing to go.

BILL

See? It’s what you do. Little things get way, way off. Like you throw buckets of paint on things – make them your own color. This will be good for me.

TRISH

I don’t think so.

BILL

You don’t.

  TRISH

I’ve got a hole in my heart…it’s like…this big…

– or bigger. You put it there. I’ll go ahead and break the news to you right now, Bill: when you do it to the next person…make another hole like this…it won’t be good for her either, or you…anybody.

BILL

Imagination – just like I said.

TRISH

I could show you something that you would not like to see. And it would have nothing to do with imagination.

BILL

You could.

TRISH

Sure could, and will.

BILL

You’ll show me something.

TRISH

Yourself.

BILL

Frightening.

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